It’s that time of year again. Well, depending what date it is on the calendar this year. It’s the ever floating holiday. What’s worse is everything that goes into this holiday.
First, they load up a whole bunch of hens with extra stuff to help them lay more eggs. Then a special group of hens get a special ingredient. It’s something you won’t find on the traditional store shelf. This ingredient is unique in that it allows the hens to lay braille eggs. That way anyone can have their son or daughter’s name on an egg so during the egg hunt those who may be blind can feel around for the egg with their name on it. But I feel for the hens. Normally laying a smooth egg may be enough, but to go the extra mile and lay an egg with bumps on it, must be…well ladies, uncomfortable.
Speaking of egg hunts. What about the annual Easter egg hunt on the south lawn of the White House? Hopefully it is a freshly cut grass, because pushing a wheelchair on a flat hard surface is fine, but pushing through grass that is not short is just like pushing an egg through…well you know. And the cast of Glee could break a leg if their performing surface isn’t that smooth either. That would really ruin the tour.
Another reason this holiday should be banned is the cruel mothers everywhere. They take and put all these different colors on the eggs and then hide them. No names written on them or anything. Then they summon their children, who are all color blind. She says to one, “Joey, go find the red egg, that one is yours.”
“Joey, no that is the blue egg.”
“No that is your sister’s egg, that is purple.”
How can any loving mother torture their children so?
Let’s ban the holiday that is so mean. It is hard to plan spring break every year because it keeps moving along. Yet, the other holiday that goes with it, Christmas, is on the same day every year. So why does this one move?
Let the new Tea Parties start to put a ban on Easter!
By the way…April Fools!